Bomb Baby Carriage

This cool and shiny baby carriage has been designed to look like an atom bomb, with the added functionality of natal transportation.

It has a Hugo Gernsback baby of the bright rocket future look to it. I am not sure how practical it would be, but it is way hip.

(Brought to you by the artists at Bent)

You mean your crib doesn't protect against snakes?

Snake proof crib from the early 1900's.


Either Ohio in 1914 was a very different place than we thought or we have completely missed the continuing danger of snakes in a crib.

Who put all of these motherf*****g snakes in my baby's motherf*****g crib?

Advice for those with a pre-child - don't take any advice

Want my advice on pregnancy advice? Don't give it. A recent article in the guardian talks about how much of the advice on what to avoid while pregnant has no factual basis. For instance no studies support the need to completely abstain from alcohol while pregnant. (Obviously binge drinking is out, but that is not what we are talking about). From the article:

"All this despite the fact that a study in 2006 by the British Journal of Obstetrics and Gynaecology concluded that there was no convincing evidence of adverse effects of prenatal alcohol exposure at low to moderate levels, where moderate was defined as 10.5 units per week (but, the study author Dr Robert Fraser reminds us, not at one sitting, obviously)."

Further in the article the author discusses the unsupported advice about avoiding deli meats, soft chesses, etc. because if you get listeriosis the fetus could be brain damaged. from the article:

"Now, listeriosis is an incredibly serious disease, with extremely serious symptoms, taken extremely seriously by epidemiologists nationwide. Get it without noticing it? If I got listeriosis, the national papers would know about it. It would be the third outbreak that has occurred in this country in the past 20 years."

I would guess that 3 cases in 20 years in a country the size of Great Britain represents a small chance. But do you want to take that chance with your baby? (Sarcasm intended for the last statement).

The article covers the shaky data about avoiding the following things while pregnant:

• alcohol
• rinded cheese, goat's cheese, pâté, terrines and rillettes, sushi, sashimi and artisan-smoked fish and bagged salad, due to listeria hysteria
• changing the cat litter due to toxoplasmosis
• caffeine (studies show no significant difference between caf and de-caf drinkers babies)

Linking any type of behavior to pregnant woman is a sure way to get your message heard in the hysteria ridden climate of our times. Apparently pregnant woman shouldn't use cell phones either or they will have difficult children. This rant covers the shaky conclusion, based on shaky data.

Finally...

Smoking while pregnant is probably still bad. (from the Fail blog).

Baby loves Banjo

Just look at this Banjo-loving cloggin' baby go!



(Via BoingBoing, via Kamepyon at Flickr)

Future Navy Seal

From the Fesler Family blog, a particularly intense dirty child. The title is their alternate title.

Young me vs. Now Me

Colorwar2008 has a contest where folks post pictures of themselves when they were children and then post a current picture in the pose of the original. The contest is called YoungMe NowMe. There are some very cute examples. Two of my favorites:

Look how both even have the wide eyed stare down pat.

Boy direct link, Girl direct link.

Those halcion days of youth

So many of my friends are embarking on the adventure of parenthood that I wanted to collect the various stories and web locations of all of this fun. Perhaps you will find something to amuse you as well in the links on the side of the page.