Raising your child like you were

From Wondermark. (click picture below for larger)


I suppose if you want you kid to turn out just like you, you will want to raise them just like you were raised. Of course then you prepare them for your adulthood, which is now, instead of for their adulthood which is the future.

It is like those science fiction stories where they clone Shakespeare or Mozart but they need to duplicate the circumstances of their upbringing to reproduce their genius.